My boys can swim – Keyring

I don’t make love – Keyring

I don’t make love.

I fuck… hard

Better days are coming – Keyring

They are called Saturday and Sunday

Thank God it’s Friday – Keyring

It’s time for luck

Some people call me Rock – Keyring

Some people call me Rock,

you can call me tonight.

SHHH… I’m hiding from stupid people – Keyring

SHHH…

I’m hiding from stupid people.

Look to your Left – Keyring

Look to your Left ->

I said LEFT idiot

Decision stone – Keyring

“Decision stone
Yes
No”

You do not know what decision to take?
Let fate (e.g. this stone) to decide.

Be polite – Keyring

Be polite.

Go fuck yourself!

After Tuesday even the calender goes W T F – Keyring

After Tuesday even the calender goes

W T F

Why is Monday so far from Friday – Keyring

Why is Monday so far from Friday

and

Friday so near to Monday.

Win or learn, never lose – Keyring

Win or learn,

never lose.

World’s okayest fucking boss – Keyring

World’s okayest

fucking boss.

World’s okayest/greatest son of a bitch – Keyring

World’s okayest/greatest son

of a bitch.

You are the sun of the bitch -Keyring

You are the sun of the bitch.

Ooops… beach.

You make me wish I had more middle fingers – Keyring

You make me wish

I had more middle fingers.

Shatter Stone – Magnet

Shatter Stone (Sfarma-Piatra)

Women don’t fart. They… poof – Keyring

The Pink (sort of) Panther – Magnet

Te Amo Tequila – Keyring

“Te
[  ]  amo
[x] quila”

Mens sana in corpore sano – Keyring

Mens sana in corpore sano is a Latin phrase, usually translated as “a sound mind in a sound body” or “a healthy mind in a healthy body”.

In vino veritas – Keyring

In vino veritas is a Latin phrase that means “in wine, truth.”

 

It’s Wine o’Clock – Keyring

It’s Wine o’Clock

Rich and Single – Keyring

If you are rich I am single.

Kiss or Kill Option – Keyring

I want to ki__ you

(options may vary)

Time is Money

All I Need Is U – Keyring

F  CK

All I need is U

A Very Old Picture of Me – Keyring

How to Forget a Guy – Keyring

Never use a guy to forget another. Use two or three.

Are You Drunk? – Keyring

“Are you drunk?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
x”

Luminescent Magnets or Badges or Rings

 

Luminescent Keyrings

 

Devilish Heart – Magnet

You’re my devilish heart.
But I still love you, my sweet feline.

Studying – Keyring

Student + Dying = Studying

We Are All in the Gutter – Keyring

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Sorry – Keyring

Sorry.

Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

World’s Greatest – Keyring

World’s greatest farter.

Oops!… Father.

Prosperity and Abundance – Keyring

Symbols for prosperity and abundance: Midas Star and RUUF.

Gratitude – Keyring

I owe you! Fuck you very much!

Disagreement – Keyring

It’s okay if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

Make Progress or Make Excuses – Keyring

There are only two options: make progress or make excuses.

Brains Are Awesome – Keyring

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

How to Succeed – Keyring

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you to.

Touch Me – Keyring

Is there life after death? Touch me and find out.

Born and die poor – Keyring

If you born poor it’s not your mistake, but if you die poor it’s your mistake.

Superkeyring

If you’re going to break into my house, just know one thing… I don’t call 911, so there won’t be anyone to save you.

Tomorrow – Keyring

Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

There Are 10 Kinds of People – Keyring

There are 10 kinds of people – those who understand binary and those who don’t.

You Are What You Eat. – Keyring

You are what you eat.

Some eat pork, some beef, some chicken. Some eat vegetables.

I eat fish.

Pisces 19.02-20.03